hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
you know there is this thing called "public service loan forgiveness" in america. if you work full-time in a public service job, and you have made one-time payments for ten years while working there, you will qualify for "forgiveness," meaning you won't have to pay the rest off. so, there is really more to this government than people think. you just have to be well-informed
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
THIS TAG OMG.
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this is my favorite tweet of 2014
I guess I’d rather hurt than feel nothing at all
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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.
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nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
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